reading-passion:

Isn’t it the worst feeling ever if you see someone holding their book like this
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swagsticles:

when people reblog things and mention their friend in the captions like ‘reblogging this for sarah! xx’ or ‘hahaha omg kate this is u!!!’ please stop no one fucking cares

robert-downey-jesus:

I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’  AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT

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hell-is-my-paradise:

yourealoserlol:

skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

yeah, you deserve them.

that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(Source: ouijasquiji)

screamingthesilence:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MY LITTLE SHITS

APPARENTLY NOBODY’S HEARD OF PROPER FUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICHES SO I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU FUCKS HOW TO MAKE ONE

FIRST STRUT YOUR FINE ASS OVER TO YOUR FREEZY BOX AND GRAB YOURSELF SOME OF THAT SWEET WOMAN OF JESUS AUNT JEMIMA’S WAFFLES AND YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM. IF YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM THAN JUST GRAB WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU GOT IN THERE. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY DAMN ICE CREAM THEN SHIT MAN YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK.

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IF YOU’RE NOT A WHINY PANSY AND YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE BEING A HARDCORE MOTHER FUCKER THEN TOSS IN SOME OTHER SHIT YOU LIKE

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BUT FOR RIGHT NOW I’M GOING TO FOCUS ON ALL YOU PANSIES WHO WANT YOUR ICE CREAM UNTAINTED BY OTHER SUCCULENT TOPPINGS

RIP INTO THAT BOX OF SWEET AUNTIE’S WAFFLES AND FIRMLY GRASP TWO

NO MORE THAN TWO

JUST DON’T DO IT

YOU ARE NOT YET READY FOR THE COLOSSAL CREAM CLUB SUB  

ONCE YOU HAVE THOSE TWO LITTLE SHITS IN YOUR HAND THROW THEM ACROSS THE ROOM SO THAT THEY LAND PERFECTLY IN YOUR TOASTER

IF YOUR AIM SUCKS ASS JUST PUT THEM IN GENTLY WHILE TRASH TALKING YOUR TOASTER BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL HARDCORE

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WHILE YOU’RE WAITING FOR YOUR WAFFLES TO BE AS TOASTY AS YOUR CHOICE ASS RUN OUTSIDE AND SMASH A CAR OR SOMETHING

BY THE TIME YOU WASH THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE SYRUP DISKS SHOULD BE READY FOR ACTION

TOSS THOSE FUCKERS ON A PLATE AND PILE THE CREAMY GOODNESS ON ONE OF THEM

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COVER UP THAT SHIT WITH YOUR OTHER WAFFLE AND WHIP OUT THAT BUTTERFLY BLADE YOU KEEP ON YOUR PERSON AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE THE THUG LIFE CHOSE YOU

STAB THE BASTARD REPEATEDLY UNTIL IT’S PERFECTLY SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER

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NOW FOR YOU SICK FUCKS THAT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE MORE TOPPINGS YOU’RE GOING TO DO THE SAME SHIT THAT I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU TO DO BUT BEFORE YOU PILE ON YOUR ICE CREAM YOU WANT TO LATHER YOUR PEANUT BUTTER/ CHOCOLATE SYRUP/ WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND ONTO THE WAFFLE

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THEN DUMP OTHER TASTY SHIT ON THERE AS YOU SEE FIT

YOU GET TO FIGURE OUT THAT PART I’M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGH THIS WHOLE PROCESS LITTLE SHITLET

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AND AFTER THAT JUST GO BACK UP AND READ THE PANSY INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE SAME THING FROM HERE OUT

CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST MADE A MOTHERFUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICH AND YOUR PRIZE IS YOU GET TO GO DEVOUR IT LIKE IT’S THE BEST THING YOU’VE TASTED SINCE YOUR MOTHER’S BREAST MILK BECAUSE IT DAMN SURE IS

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(Source: steelandsparks)

giraphics:

toddhewit:

invisible-cows:

pernillo:

toddhewit:

isleptwithjenniferlawrence:

toddhewit:

l

is it a capital i or a lowercase l

you’ll never know

It’s a lowercase L, I googled it

rot in hell

google this, smartass: read.

now… which tense did I mean? 
you’ll never know.

Lead. Do I mean the verb or the metal?

i want to cry

welcome to the english language

(Source: hazelrace)

mikauz:

thisblogismynote:

When I turn off my laptop by holding the power button as opposed to the proper way, I always feel like I’m holding its head underwater until it suffocates slowly.

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xheartstation:

korrastyle:

Quote from Revolution (Nickelodeon: Legend of Korra)

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO USE QUOTES FROM THE NOVEL.

this is perf.

zimiestef:

dirtythoughts:

Trying to do math

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I thought this said “Trying to do meth”

and funnily enough, the reaction picture still fits

(Source: hiddleconda)

rnackenzie:

i contribute to group conversations by saying what every five minutes

“My mother wanted me to choose between being a wolf and being a human, Granny did too. You are the only person who ever thought it was okay for me to be both.” .. “Cause that’s who you are.”

(Source: l-sarfati)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(Source: deucebasket)

internetexplorers:

“oh man they’re gonna love this post”

*gets 2 notes*

unsuccessful-metalbenders:

unsuccessful-metalbenders:

oh gOD NO JESUS WHY GUYS I THINK THE APOCALYPSE HAS COME A DAY EARLY I WAS JUST CAUSALLY LOOKING OUT OF MY WINDOW AND OUT OF NO WHERE MY EYES WERE BLINDED TO THE POINT OF PHYSICAL PAIN BY SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL AND RADIENT WHAT IS

oh snap yall nevermind i was just lookin in a mirror

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(Source: unsuccessfulmetalbenders)